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Maartthema, "Darling.......?"

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Maartthema, "Darling.......?"

“Darling, I don't like it here, let's go away.”
“Honey, what d'ya mean? We just got here.”
“I just don't feel comfortable.”
“We're in front of the Royal Palace of Monaco, there's guards everywhere.
You couldn't find a safer place for miles.”
“Monaco a safe place ? You know our Grace Kelly died here, don't ya darling ?”
“That was a car accident fot God's sake !
Just wait for another minute until the changing of the guards, when that's finished we will return to the ship.”

“Darling, I really want to go, I don't like it here, and the Sun is burning really bad.”
“Honey, who wanted to make this trip ?”
“I did, darling.”
“Right, you wanted to see the European culture.”
“I did, darling.”
“So I paid a lot o'money to book this cruise.”
“You did, darling.”
“And all we did was sitting on deck because you didn't want to go of the ship.”
“We did, darling.”
“We didn't see the Pyramids when we were in Egypt.”
“That's Africa, I definitely wouldn't set foot in Africa.”

“We were all alone on board in Sicily.”
“Sicily is dangerous, maffia everywhere.”
“Madge told me it was beautiful, especially the Etna Mountain.”
“That's a volcano, don't you know darling, you do, don't ya ?”

“We stayed on board in Naples.”
“That volcano was even bigger, you know Pompeii darling don't ya ?”
“You forget to mention the maffia honey.”
“So, you agree I was right there ?”
“Madge told me they didn't visit Naples at all, they all went to that beautiful island named Capri.”
“There's really dangerous roads over there, and maffia, Madge told me.”

“And so all the way, we didn't visit Barcelona and we didn't see Gibraltar and...”
“We did, we did, I know, but the ship is nice, isn't it darling ?”
“....we didn't see Nice either.”

“And now finally we got off of that bloody ship....”
“Mind your language darling.”
“...because you wanted to see this Palace.”
“I did, darling.”
“And after just five minutes you want to go back on board.”
“It's not safe here darling, isn't it ?”
“It is safe honey, I am here at your side, I'm an Iwo Jima veteran nobody can hurt us.”
“You were twenty-one back then.....”
“I'm staying here, unafraid and standing brave as a true American Marine.”

“But darling, I am afraid, I am afraid of these people.”
“Honey.....”
“What's that man doing there, just behind us ?
“That's just another tourist, making pictures of the guards.”
“I guess you're right darling, just a tourist, I'm just a bit nervous.”

“Oh my God !!”
“What 's wrong darling, look the ceremony is starting right now, let's enjoy.”
“No, no, no, we must get the Hell outta here.”
“Darling what happened, you're shaking all over, what scares you so badly ?”
“That guy...., he's no ordinary tourist......”
“Darling ???”
“He's one of them, one of them, grab my hand and run.”
“One of what ?”
“That man and his wife, they're two of those EarthLocal gangs o' crap, my God I hate those people !”

“GUIDE !!”


(Ik weet het, maart is al twee dagen afgelopen maar deze prachtige dame wilde ik nog graag even met jullie delen. Met een dag of twee zal het overzicht van de themamaand klaar zijn en dan kan er gestemd worden op de winnaar, ben benieuwd...)

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